I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
there is puke in my bra ... again
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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