He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i can't believe i had my finger in that
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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