My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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