oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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