Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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