Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
only if we run a train.
done.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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