Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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