The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
did i walk over a car last night?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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