I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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