He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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