Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
They took my balls.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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