I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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