So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I love having hate sex.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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