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• (408): View more from California

  I think I just got seasick

  (409): View more from Texas

  you're not on a boat

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  he has a waterbed.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  It's shedding

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  I told you penises don't tan

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.

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• (914): View more from New York

  He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"

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  Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.

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  This is why you are not allowed out in public.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes

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