id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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