you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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