i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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