Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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