I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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