Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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