Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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