I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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