Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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