omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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