He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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