She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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