I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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