my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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