Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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