yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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