Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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