I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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