Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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