But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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