i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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