ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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