put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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