I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
and she was petting her beer can
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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