I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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