There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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