I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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