Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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