how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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