So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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