I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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