Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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