They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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