i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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