so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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