Do vagina's smell?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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