I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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