3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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