how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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