I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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