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  • Nomally I'd say you repackaged 'The Hangover', but I once had a drinking contest and chipped my tooth my smashing my glass into it. I didn't remember it and a mate had to fill in the details.

    Submitted by Scipius on May 29, 10 at 9:01pm
  • Who would win a game of hide and seek between Bigfoot and Ann Frank?

    Submitted by stantheman on May 29, 10 at 8:30pm
  • How about stop practicing blowing rocks?? Sounds good to you…sounds good to me.

    Submitted by uberdouche on May 29, 10 at 11:10pm
  • Big foot. That nigga creeps.

    Submitted by southern58 on May 30, 10 at 11:13am
  • Anybody seen my car keys?

    Submitted by Clockwork on May 29, 10 at 9:03pm
  • I sais that i ate a grillcheese in the morning,hé trusted me

    Submitted by youss on May 29, 10 at 8:16pm
  • @Stantheman, how about Osama Bin Laden?

    Submitted by Scipius on May 29, 10 at 9:06pm
    • That wouldn't be hide and seek. That would be "Hide and go find that big cock suckin homo and use a small statue of Mohammad fucking a pig to beat him within an inch of his life, then finish him off by wrapping an American flag around his neck until his eyes pop out and his face turns purple" and you would be arrested for harboring terrorists, if you were partners.

      Submitted by stantheman on May 29, 10 at 9:36pm
  • Ann Frank

    Submitted by LUIGI999 on May 29, 10 at 10:04pm
  • How can breaking a tooth be a good thing if there's not even a good story (or memories) of it?

    Submitted by IDontWantOne on May 29, 10 at 8:09pm
  • Profound! Worthy of approval by the brain trust here. Not!

    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 29, 10 at 8:06pm
  • Happens to the best of us

    Submitted by krazykid420 on May 30, 10 at 9:55am
  • Umm...hangover?

    Submitted by sreader on May 30, 10 at 4:56pm
  • Makes sense when you've seen an entire class of overall wearing Dentistry students deliberately puking green dye enfused 2 minute noodles onto each other...

    Submitted by KobayashiMaru on May 30, 10 at 8:56am
  • Riverside!

    Submitted by BonerSoup on May 30, 10 at 2:06am
  • Holy shit that's my area code I live in temecula

    Submitted by xGJOx on May 29, 10 at 11:40pm
  • Bet he has a similar experience.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 30, 10 at 5:57am
  • This one could go along with the one I just read about some guy finding a peice of someones tooth in his dick.

    Submitted by _bbycakes on May 29, 10 at 9:46pm
  • Stan the man: Nessy of course!

    Submitted by Beaglehead on May 29, 10 at 10:12pm
  • Totally had one of thoes nights man.... Two teeth gone and not a clue. Cheers brother.

    Submitted by cashewchickenn on Jan 29, 12 at 3:09am