my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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Nomally I'd say you repackaged 'The Hangover', but I once had a drinking contest and chipped my tooth my smashing my glass into it. I didn't remember it and a mate had to fill in the details.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between Bigfoot and Ann Frank?
even for you...too far
How about stop practicing blowing rocks?? Sounds good to you…sounds good to me.
Big foot. That nigga creeps.
I sais that i ate a grillcheese in the morning,hé trusted me
Anybody seen my car keys?
Profound! Worthy of approval by the brain trust here. Not!
@Stantheman, how about Osama Bin Laden?
That wouldn't be hide and seek. That would be "Hide and go find that big cock suckin homo and use a small statue of Mohammad fucking a pig to beat him within an inch of his life, then finish him off by wrapping an American flag around his neck until his eyes pop out and his face turns purple" and you would be arrested for harboring terrorists, if you were partners.
How can breaking a tooth be a good thing if there's not even a good story (or memories) of it?
Happens to the best of us
Holy shit that's my area code I live in temecula
Makes sense when you've seen an entire class of overall wearing Dentistry students deliberately puking green dye enfused 2 minute noodles onto each other...
Bet he has a similar experience.
This one could go along with the one I just read about some guy finding a peice of someones tooth in his dick.
Stan the man: Nessy of course!
Totally had one of thoes nights man.... Two teeth gone and not a clue. Cheers brother.