I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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